The Real Bedtime Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep.

Mommy prays I’ll stay in bed, but I think I would like to play instead.

I’ll try to get out of this night-time routine, as I cannot stand this resting thing.

Out of bed at least 14 times, with tears, and pleas and an occasional whine.

So let the bargaining begin! I think I know who will win.

First I’ll sneak in one, or maybe two… who are we kidding, only FIVE will do!

And if I cannot sleep tonight, I’ll play until the morning light.